Oh, my goodness gracious–what are these HGTV house hunters thinking when they turn down a perfectly good property because the kitchen isn’t white or the bathroom doesn’t feature a bidet? You know what they are thinking? Nothing. Nothing of any substance, that is.
I’ll admit that I couldn’t criticize your average HGTV house hunter if I weren’t watching the show. And I watch the show religiously, like my Catholic friend never misses a mass. It’s a guilty pleasure that also provides for my edification. For instance, I know that someday none of this will matter.
But for now there’s something very compelling about watching your fellow Americans search for their dream house. They have their little wishes–a fish pond or a white kitchen or a Japanese toilet. Whether they know it or not, they have been made the fools in this network drama.
Times are changing, and owning the sizable walk-in closet to house your shoes isn’t gonna fly if this country puts itself on the chopping block. We gotta think about our place in the world.